Not Safe For Work (or Play)

Hello there.

I need a hug.

  • My party’s cancelled because everybody’s on holiday.
  • My first exam is in two days and I feel so unprepared.
  • I just had to redo my mum’s online dating profile and I wish the whole damn circus wasn’t necessary, for obvious reasons.
  • Eating is still a work in progress so I’m constantly tired and bitchy. And the whining, dear God the whining. I want to slap myself sometimes- wait, a lot of the time.
  • Hugs are just plain damn necessary.